How YOUR HARD-EARNED CASH Can Help the Both of US!

Updated: Jun 20, 2020

We here at The Lazy Gamer pride ourselves on our excellence: our excellent staff, our excellent content, and most importantly our excellent fans. We know sometimes we go off the rails with our reporting, but we are only human. And as humans, The Lazy Gamer needs money to survive. In a perfect world, our staff would be pleased to write, and type, and goof around purely for your entertainment. Nevertheless, we gotta eat. So, help us write, and type, and goof around for your entertainment dollar, instead of just pro bono. I know what you’re thinking, “Mr. Fisher, how in the heck am I supposed to help you? I’m only HUMAN!” Well, where there is a will there is a way. You have the will. Now allow me to show you the way.

You don’t gotta just give us money; however, that is always an option. Our crack team of exceptional experts have developed a thing. This thing allows one to easily and effectively give his or her own hard-earned cash directly to us. This thing has the letter d-o-n-a-t-e written across it. I’m not a learn’ed man, but I do know that this is the method to transfer your cash to us. Here’s how it works:

When the average individual works a regular 9-5, they will receive compensation for the time spent at said 9-5. This creates the illusion that one is enjoying the fruits of his or her labor, but that’s a different discussion altogether. At any rate, this hard-earned cash will usually be spent on biking, photography lessons, liberal arts degrees, etc…. But there is another option. One can opt to walk the path less taken and just give their money directly to us. If this seems a little too forward, we understand. That is why there are other ways that our dear readers can aid in our conquest. Well, our attempt to make some quick cash.

The next avenue of approach is to just CLICK EVERYTHING. Seriously, just click it. Like, share, subscribe, enchant – do whatever you, the reader, can to ensure that our team keeps making quality content. It’s hard to write with an empty belly. The more you click, the more stuff you buy, and the more pasta I can eat. Check out our affiliates, visit retailers through our shop, or ads, or whatever. Just click.

Now, don’t you feel more intimate since our recent shift to transparency? Are you not happy to have an honest, wholesome organization like us being upfront about how dishonest, and unwholesome we are? So, what are you waiting for? Start clickin’!

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